The Daily Mail reports that a humourless garden gnome look-alike by the name of Emdadur Choudhary was today fined £50 for burning a number of large plastic poppies during the two-minutes’ silence on Armistice Day and yelling “British soldiers burn in Hell!” In effect, he won't even be paying this fine as he's on state benefits. He, and about 35 other members of the cult of garden gnome impersonators – Muslims Against Crusades – staged their stunt with the intent of insulting Britain’s war dead and causing offence to their living relatives. It certainly caused some agitation amongst EDL supporters who were nearby at the time. Moreover, the Mail reports that:
Choudary was caught on camera unfurling several large plastic poppies on the ground before burning them at the end of the two-minute silence to honour the war dead
'If we set fire to a Qur'an there would be uproar and they would go after us but because this is Britain people just get upset. It is a futile sentence.
'For them to insult those who have given their lives for freedom is an affront. It is one law for them and one law for others.
Very Idle SpeculationsWhat are the real reasons underpinning Choudhary’s anger and hatred for the society in which he resides? Apologists might point to such canards as ‘racism’, ‘relative deprivation’ or ‘British foreign policy’. Generally, the leftist exoneration of folk such as Chodhary invokes all of these justifications, but I have other ideas.
Digging out an old oil lamp I gave it a rub and out popped out a genie (I know, Choudhary would prefer me to refer to it as a jinn, but I’m sticking with our traditional anglicised version).
“Your wish is my command!” said the genie.
“Cheers. I don’t want you to do much; just find out what that Emdadur Choudhary has swirling around in that odd noddle of his, and report back. Is that a deal?”
“Of course, sire!”
And off popped the genie, to return half an hour later to report back on his conversation with Choudhary, and this is what he said (unfortunately, owing to the genie's residence in Bradford since his arrival from Mirpur in 1975, he communicated the message in his contemporary 'Bradistani', so I apologise to the reader if the passage is somewhat unclear):
“I, Emdadur Choudhary, do declare before the Prophet Muhammed (peace be upon Him), that I and me brothers is standing up for us rights by fighting the kuffar in this Dar-al-Harb. I have chosen to take the path of righteousness, to practise Dawah and to be a soldier of Allah, ‘cos I feel very insecure about me ‘ight. I’m shorter than me mates! Someone also cut off part of me penis when I was even smaller, which 'as filled me and me mates with righteous Muslim anger (that's why it's done y'know). It's given me a right bad temper.
I am making a stand (I know, I’m not tall, so shut up about it!) for me mates, who like me, are gnomes; noble Muslim gnomes with ‘luxuriant’ beards, who have too often been ignored in your racist media. Why is all your gnomes white and kuffar? We’re gonna ‘ave ‘em big style ‘n’ smash ‘em up bro’! Gonna make ‘em and you respect us, ‘cos gnomes deserve respect. Why don’t your white gnomes prostrate themselves before Allah? And what is it with them gettin' on with fairies, like?! They ought to string 'em up from cranes like they do in Iran! Kuffar gnomes is gonna pay, Muslim gnomes is on their way!”
Celebrating Britain's Rich 'Diversity' of gnomic Heritage: which One's Choudhury?
UAF Gnome - currently allied with Choudhary's Islamist Confederates in the MDL
Choudhary captured in Duet with David Bowie
Only 50 pounds??ReplyDelete
Come on ?? This Magistrate can't be for real
Yes Shirl: £50 only. Moreover, Choudhary won't even be paying, as he's on benefits. Effectively therefore, the taxpayer will be coughing up.ReplyDelete
I suppose we should all take some comfort from the fact that his actions were utterly condemned by the muslim community. Oh, wait...ReplyDelete
Yes, the sound of the outraged moderate Muslim 'community' with respect to this issue has been cacophonous hasn't it? Still, providing that Choudhary and his foolish friends wish to burn poppies and yell abuse at us, let them do so, but somewhere well away from our commemorations of Remembrance. The quid pro quo however is that we should be able to burn the Quran openly and demand that the full force of the law be brought down upon anyone who subsequently threatens us.ReplyDelete
It's better to allow our enemies to publicly reveal who they are, than to have them lurking about in the shadows. However, a worse threat than Choudhary and his gnomic mates issues from our own disconnected political class that is unwilling to recognise Islamisation as a problem. If it were to be identified as such, we could roll it back most effectively. Our political class possesses the means, but not the will to solve this problem. This is something that we need to change.
What an insult to garden gnomes everywhere!ReplyDelete
I know. After all, who'd want his scowling, bearded countenance glowering at them in their garden?ReplyDelete