This evening brought to an end Andrew Maxwell’s entertaining
three-part conspiracy road trip series tackling one of the most popular and
enduring themes with conspiracy theorists: UFOs. Whereas in the
first episode on the 7/7 bombings he was able to change the minds of all but one of the five
conspiracy theorists, in this episode the ratio ultimately turned out to be
reversed. As in previous programmes, each of the five – billed as “British UFO
experts” – possessed their own personal reason for believing the things that
they did, and each told a story that was quite unique.
Brigitte’s Story: Another Day in LA
The first to divulge the reason for her belief in UFOs being
extraterrestrial craft was Brigitte, a likeable mother of three from Devon who
some 19 years ago had been working in Los Angeles. Whilst there, she recounted
how one day she had been at the wheel of her car approaching at a busy
interchange near to the Holiday Inn, when a 45-foot metallic silver hard solid
object glided over the back boot of the car in front of her, flying past the
Holiday Inn and “ploughing through the tops of trees”. She says that she was
“transfixed”, with her hands prised to the steering wheel, her eyes watering
and her whole body feeling physically sick. Even some of her fellow UFO
believers appeared to be sceptical of her account, for how could an object of
such a size pass over such a busy area and be seen by nobody else? Her response
was to ask “What if everyone else was transfixed, just as I was?”
At this point in the programme, Brigitte stated that she had
had her first encounter with aliens at the age of seven, when they had visited
her at home and that since then they had kept coming back for her. However, it
was left to near the close of the programme for it to be revealed that moments
after her LA UFO sighting, she felt as if she had been sucked through her
steering wheel, through the dashboard and the engine, then finding herself in a
field before some aliens, who tried to offer her an alien child. She even
agreed to participate in a lie-detector test to verify her story, but Maxwell
rather humanely decided to intervene and put a stop to it going ahead.
Brigitte’s story led to a visit to speak to the
“world-renowned astronomer”
Seth Shostak who works for SETI (the Search for
Extraterrestrial Intelligence). Shostak pointed out that current scientific
extrapolations suggest that there are circa a trillion planets in our galaxy
alone, and the idea that our planet alone hosts life is thus vanishingly small;
the galaxy is probably teeming with life, but we have yet to see it. He quizzed
Brigitte on her LA sighting and asked why she thought what she had seen was an
extraterrestrial craft and whether she had any evidence – such as a photograph
– or whether there had been any corroborating reports (there had not). He
pointed out that academics were not working on alien visitations for the
straightforward reason that the evidence was so lacking and so poor, that it
was not worth investigating.
Another member of the group – Darren – made the peculiar
claim that there are parts of space that the Hubble Space Telescope will not
point at, under order of NASA and the military, for that is where the aliens
are located. Shostak, of course, did not subscribe to such an outlandish
conspiracy theory, but Darren remained unconvinced, thinking that Shostak’s
body language was suspicious. Later, Shostak noted whilst speaking to Maxwell
that some found conspiracy theory “to be very empowering” as it seemingly put them
above scientists and the scientific establishment.
All five of the UFO believers subscribed to the belief in a
joint NASA/US Government conspiracy to hold back information about
extraterrestrial visitors, with one of them going so far as to claim that
aliens probably controlled the World.
Ben’s Belief: Created by Aliens
The youngest of the bunch – 25-year-old Ben from Durham
–claimed that he and his girlfriend saw an orb outside his bedroom window that
split into six pieces (although later in the programme he seemed to contradict
himself by referring to a different number). For some reason, this had led him
to subscribe to a creation theory in which humans – rather like in Ridley
Scott’s recent flawed release
Prometheus – had been created by extraterrestrials,
in their image: “Who’s to say that God wasn’t a living, breathing
extraterrestrial?”
Maxwell’s attempt to persuade Ben to look afresh at his
beliefs involved a visit to Flagstaff, Arizona where he was introduced to
leading evolutionary biologist
P.Z. Myers, who noted how remarkable it was that
most accounts of aliens described creatures bearing an incredible likeness to
“infantilised human beings”. He pointed out how although it was probable that
there was life elsewhere in the galaxy, it would be a remarkable coincidence if
such beings were to resemble humans so closely, for many of our “features are
contingent – historical accidents”; why should aliens not have eyes on the
sides of their heads or noses on top of them? Ben seemed to be swayed to some
extent by Myers’s argument.
A shop situated on a highway well known for its UFO
associations was visited. Unsurprisingly, it contained a great deal of
alien-themed tat, and seemed to be doing a reasonable enough trade.
Scott’s Nightmare: Alien Invasion
Next up as the focus of attention was Scott, a 32-year-old
telecoms engineer from Swindon. Married with two children Scott had some very
unusual beliefs that did not seem to be having a healthy influence upon his
personal life. He believes that he has been attacked by aliens in his own home,
starting with “a mind attack – breaking down his brain” which was followed by a
physical attack. They got closer and closer but he states that he managed to
break free. The sort of bedroom scenario he described, appeared to be akin to a
nightmarish lucid dreaming state that in former times often gave rise to the
concepts of incubi and succubi.
This incident had unfortunately precipitated his belief that
Earth is being subjected to an alien invasion, which he has been preparing to
combat for over a year. His preparations include the gathering of supplies of
tinned food and ready meals and an axe for self-defence. His main fear that had
arisen was that of “alien mind control” which had led to him making a tinfoil hat
to help protect his brain: “a simple force-shield”. We saw his wife applying
this to his head and him then donning a woolly hat before appearing in public. One
of the things that he most enjoyed about his trip to the USA was the
opportunity to practise shooting aliens (well, cardboard cut-outs of them) with
a sub-machinegun and a handgun. Maxwell asked if he could not concentrate on
something other than aliens and arming himself to protect his family from them.
Thankfully, by the end of the programme Scott had at least agreed to drop this
harmful alien obsession, which must be both good news and a relief for his wife
and young children.
Darren’s Obsession: Animal Mutilation
Next came Darren, a 33-year-old “hard-boiled UFO
investigator” from Shrewsbury who investigates crop circles, animal mutilations
and alien abductions (se seemed to have a particularly unappealing obsession
with the mutilations, about which he gathers “lots of information” in his
capacity of head of a UFO group). He believes that the military works with
aliens on a biotech lab in the country and that he has been targeted by aliens,
by a laser-beam to be precise (and you can’t get much more precise than a
laser) in a field. He says that he felt like he’d been electrocuted.
Maxwell’s tactic to try and convince Darren that such
beliefs were perhaps less than rational was to introduce him to “a seasoned UFO
investigator” named Chris O’Brien whose theories were even more outlandish.
However, both men shared a special interest in animal mutilations, and O’Brien
led the group to the type of farmland where such attacks are alleged to take
place. He possessed a range of strange theories, including collaboration
between the UN or some other international organisation and aliens in targeting
animals and removing specific organs, claiming that this had something to do
with cancer research. Alternatively, he attributed it to an “ancient predatory
presence” consisting of “interdimensional beings” that could move into our
world and remove animal organs and other parts for their own specific uses,
which he claimed could include cookery. Rather than make Darren re-evaluate the
oddity of his own beliefs, he instead thought that there could be some
credibility in O’Brien’s tales.
Frankie’s Vision
The last of the five – a full-time mum from Logan named
Frankie – told Maxwell of her experience out of earshot of the others. She said
that nine years ago she “had a mind-bending experience” in her kitchen
listening to Kylie and that the back of her spine lit up with energy and that a
back part of her brain that she’d never used before switched on. She had a
vision of a spaceship city, and realised in an instant that aliens and humans
co-exist in different realities. Although she did not wish to meet him,
psychologist
Michael Shermer publisher of the Skeptic Magazine, was invited
onto the coach. He stated: “we investigate all sorts of pseudo-scientific
baloney”. Frankie described him as “a two-bit hustler” and was only willing to
give him five minutes as she thought that his position was “bullshit”.
Despite Frankie’s negative preconceptions, Shermer’s visit
was well received, and his description of “anomalous psychological experiences”
had everyone listening. He noted that they were often brought on by sleep
deprivation, and gave one example of a phenomenon common to climbers on K2, who
often sense that there’s another climber on the rope when there’s not actually
anybody there. Shermer asked: “Are there aliens out there? Can they come here?
Most scientists think that life is teeming in the galaxy. We are very
irrational, emotional beings who misinterpret things all the time.” The mind
can play strange tricks on people, and nobody is immune. What does differ
however, is the manner in which individuals choose to interpret unusual
experiences and psychological phenomena, with some, not unnaturally, wishing to
externalise these internal glitches as it were, rather than admit to themselves
that their experience has been a product of their internal world.
Area 51
Having failed to make much if any headway in challenging the
beliefs of his five UFO conspiracy theorists, Maxwell took them to what must be
the UFO conspiracists’ favourite location: Area 51. Before doing so however,
they visited John Lear who had worked at the military facility over a long
period for the CIA. He, it turned out, had one of the strangest tales of the
evening, claiming that the two Roswell crashes in 1947 left behind them two
live aliens and three dead. One remained alive whilst he was there and resided
in “a big half sphere”. However, the aliens are not allowed to give us an overt
message, and have been around for billions of years. This in itself was odd
enough, but Lear was to make even wilder claims such as: the Earth is 11
billion years old, whereas the Moon is 20 billion years old and was fabricated
in the middle of Jupiter. He also pointed at a picture of the barren surface of
the Moon and claimed to be able to see a city, an aeroplane and trees, and that
at least 1.5 billion people lived on its surface! There was of course nothing
in the picture other than craters, shadows and dust, but that is not what this
old man could see. Ben was shocked by this, but, oddly, the others were not.
The group next headed to Area 51 itself and foolishly, given
that it is a top-secret military base, strayed past the checkpoint and were
promptly made to lie on the ground at gunpoint until the local sheriff was able
to extricate them from their situation. It seems to me that the only mystery
about Area 51 is why anyone would think that there should be some
extraterrestrial cover-up, for it is a top-secret military base where the U2,
stealth bomber and who knows what else has been tested. Indeed, the Las Vegas
author Annie Jacobson who is an expert on Area 51 has interviewed 74 men who
lived and worked on the base and not one mentioned an alien or alien
life-forms. For her, the UFO myth seems to fit with the CIA’s deliberated
policy of information and disinformation, with stories of UFOs providing a
convenient cover for top-secret spy planes (this was also a common tactic in
the Soviet Union). She claims to have come across a lot of information that the
CIA deliberately uses UFOs as convenient cover, and this explanation strikes me
as eminently logical.
However, Jacobson had one last peculiar twist to add to her
explanation: one source had claimed that Stalin had sent a saucer-shaped craft
to the US in 1947 piggy-backing on a larger aircraft, that it had crashed in
the Arizona Desert and had subsequently been held in Area 51. It was claimed
that its crew were “non-consenting airmen who had been surgically altered to
look like Martians.” Surgically mutilated Russians flying a top-secret Soviet
saucer? Stalin may have been a scheming sadist who cared little for human life,
but this story sounds like a piece of contemporary military folk myth.
Conclusion
Andrew Maxwell proved to be an affable host and presenter
throughout this programme and its two predecessors, and it left me wishing to
see his earlier documentary on 9/11 which I missed at the time of its screening.
That in this last episode he enjoyed scant success in getting the programme’s
participants to reconsider their views illustrates how powerful some conspiracy
theories are, and how they can be employed as a framework that some find
personally meaningful in making sense of the world. It is just unfortunate,
however, that subscribing to some conspiracy theories can have negative implications
for some of us, as Scott’s wife and children discovered.
Brigitte's LA UFO