Pakistan blocks Facebook

Well, it would seem that a Pakistani court is not overly pleased about tomorrow’s designation as Everybody Draw Mohammed Day. It has therefore ordered that access to Facebook be blocked in Pakistan until 31 May, owing to the fact that members of the social networking site have been collaborating in this imaginative retort to Revolution Muslim’s thinly veiled death threats against South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. What will happen next? As they are de facto outposts of Pakistan, how about a ban on Facebook for insulting Islam in Dewsbury, Burnley and Bradford? Now, what would Rowan Williams have to say about that?

Not being of an artistic bent, I’ve borrowed a Motoon from someone else.

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!

If you're a 'devout' Muslim read no further and don't look at the images below lest you lapse into a homicidal tantrum. Irritated by Revolution Muslim's recent veiled death threats against South Park supremos Trey Parker and Matt Stone for including a 'depiction' of the World's 'favourite' bearded paedophile, the Prophet Mohammed (damnation be upon him) in a bear costume, Dan Savage thought it was time to teach these barbarians a lesson. His solution to this latest outburst of Mohammedan rage: 'Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!' 

Given that even featuring a fictionalised version of the bearded mass-murdering paedo in a bear costume was perceived to be in some way a representation of the holy humourless one, Dan has already tried his hand at some possible portraits of the Prophet (damnation be upon him) as seen below:

Inspired? Why not have a crack at it yourself on 20 May. Personally, I think that Mo would really appreciate being drawn as a doggie handbag. What do you reckon? If that doesn't prove sufficient to upset the holy paedo worshippers, this wonderful new Lego kit from every devout Muslim's favourite country - Denmark - should make the ideal Eid gift for enrichers in your local neighbourhood.